it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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