it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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