How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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