Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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