seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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