We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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