Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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