At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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