I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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