So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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