I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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