the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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