just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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