love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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