White coat. Heels.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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