Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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