I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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