It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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