that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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