CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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