i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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