I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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