dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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