I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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