Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
