i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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