put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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