its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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