Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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