Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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