Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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