i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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