who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Boobs are out for the taking
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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