Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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