are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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