I faked an abortion last night.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'm at about main and main street
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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