were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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