you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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