what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
A bitchslap is in order.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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