My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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