Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
