I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
This girl is more easily done than said...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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