I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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