How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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