but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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