Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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