are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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