Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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