It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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