this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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