why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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