Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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