super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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